H3LLO.

see what i did there? i used the number 3 to replace the E. you've got a genius on your hands, kids. watch out, world. now that i'm looking back at it, it looks stupid. oh well. it looked snazzy before...

so today i asked myself some of the questions that haunt me,

1) are zebras white with black stripes, or black with white stripes?

2) if simon cowell is so rich, why does he only have one outfit?

3) who let the dogs out?

you know, all that jazz.

all wonderful questions. but the one that ticked my cranium the most was; why the heck do my teachers give me projects to do over Spring Break? well, lets explore further into detail, shall we?

i have like, 4 projects that i need to do before i leave. i'm going on a cruise so i won't be here to do them, giving me only 2 days for them to be completed. i tried to negotiate with my lovely teachers about why it absolute bull shit to give us work on the break.

i really believe that they are robots who spend all their time force feeding chicken to little children that they hide in the trunk of their car. chill, it's just a theory.

so anyways, point is, i really shouldn't be on the computer at la momento. i should be doing my projects so that i don't fail at life. which i most likely will either way.

so what did we learn today?

that school is not cool. just cause it rhymes, doesn't make it true, yo.

anywho, i'mma bounce now. 

hunyyy bunches of oatttttss ( :

love, 

the girl who is about to throw a chair at the window out of frustration and anger.