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hey friends.

i just got back from school. well, that's a lie. i've actually been home for about an hour. excuse me for not spending every waking moment on the computer. that's another lie. i do spend all my time on the computer. 

but enough about me, how was your day? good, i'm hoping. 

so i discovered something rather interesting today. did you know that putting snow in a microwave will not melt it. I KNOW. i was like, "wtf? you're retarded." but it's true. i even know why. that's how clever and witty i am. it's because the heat goes in between the ice crystals and not through them. if you wanna melt snow, you need to put it on the stove. microwavez don't work dat way, boyz.  

snap, i just learned how to put colored text! yay me!

so there you have it. science and technology 101. your lesson of the day: how to melt snow.

seems pretty lame, but in reality, it effing awesome and you're most likely not cool (no pun intended) enough to handle it. snow is super chill. get it? super CHILL. because it's cold. hahaha i crack myself up sometimes.

ciao for now my fellow bloggers. have a super sunny day ( :

lovelovelove

the coolest person to ever grace this earth.