so i'd like to hoover around the subject of the one and only Ms. Camilla Belle. if you're not familiar with her, she's the cavewoman in the movie '10 000bc.' and she has fugly eyebrows. no hate, just sayin'.
so yeah, if you live under a rock (no dissin people who do, you're awesome and i love rocks) you wouldn't know that Camilla Belle is dating Joe Jonas, a.k.a. my future spouse. he doesn't know it yet, but he will.
well, today i remembered that Camilla used to date Robert Pattinson, a.k.a. Vampire boy. i'm totally okay with that, i mean i don't like Twilight anyways. (oh shit, now i'm gonna get shanked by half the girls at school no no, half the girls in AMERICA.)
she's dating joe jonas. the man of my dreams. that lucky bitch.
THEN i saw a picture of Camilla and Rob CARESSING. yes, that's right, CARESSING. i'll try to put the picture in this blog, but i'm not gonna lie... i don't know how. i'm pretty much mentally handicap when it comes to technology or anything related to it.
so back to the subject, she's dating Joseph, but she's CARESSING Robert. hmm does Joe know about this? i'm sure he's not the only one she's been CARESSING, if you catch my drift.
why do i keep putting the word caressing in capitals?
like, come on, you can have Joe or you can have Rob.
BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM BOTH, greedy little bitch. sorry Camilla, it's nothing personal. it's merely business.
but whatever. no big deal.
ohh beeteedubs, i'm going on vacation for the next week, so no blogs until i get back.
sorry ( :
but i'm not really that sorry cause i'm sick and tired of looking at snow. it's ugly and smells weird. i'd rather be in the bahamas. OH WAIT, i will be ( : haha
lovelovelove
Mrs. Jonas. shh, it's still a secret.
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