putting off packing by blogging.

yes. that is precisely what i'm doing here. this is my second blog of the day and considering i just wrote the other one, this is very sad because it explains how little of a life i have.

i'm leaving for vayycayy demain (that's french for tomorrow) and if i don't get a tan, i'm gonna shit bricks on someone. i go from white to red from the burn of trying to tan then back to white again. i never get tanned. it sucks monkey butt. i'm gone for a week and i still haven't packed. i'm kewl like dat, yo. maybe i should go do that now.

nah.

so i just saw that i have 11 followers at el momento. dude, that's facking chill times. no joke. that means that 11 people thought this didn't suck enough to actually want to keep reading my random babble. just fyi, i update everyday. so keep checking back. kay? kay thanks a bunch.

hang on, someone's at the door. bee are bee.

back. it was some dude who had the wrong house. we had a rather friendly conversation. i answered the door and he had like, a blank look on his face, so i wanted to know what the dealio was. here's how our convo went down:

he was like, "Hi, is Frankelbert there?"

and i was like, "Um, no?"

so he was like, "Oh. Well what time will he be back?"

so i was like, "Dude. He doesn't live here..."

then he was like, "HE MOVED?"

and i was all like, "No. He doesn't live here and he never has."

and he was all, "Oh." then he walked away cluelessly.

man, you should have seen the look on his face. it looked like he just shat himself. effing hilarious. i was about to run and get my camera to take a picture of him to put on this blog, but i don't think he would like that.

so thats all the ramble for today. have a superawesometastic spring break. be safe and have fun.

(i don't know why i said be safe. i sound like an adult. ew)

lovelovelove

your favorite blogger. haha. blogger. funny word.

and all that shizz.

lately i've been using that... 'catch phrase' if you will. i don't know why, cause it makes me sound like a wannabe Chris Crocker. Anywhooz. 

so i'd like to hoover around the subject of the one and only Ms. Camilla Belle. if you're not familiar with her, she's the cavewoman in the movie '10 000bc.' and she has fugly eyebrows. no hate, just sayin'.

so yeah, if you live under a rock (no dissin people who do, you're awesome and i love rocks) you wouldn't know that Camilla Belle is dating Joe Jonas, a.k.a. my future spouse. he doesn't know it yet, but he will.

well, today i remembered that Camilla used to date Robert Pattinson, a.k.a. Vampire boy. i'm totally okay with that, i mean i don't like Twilight anyways. (oh shit, now i'm gonna get shanked by half the girls at school no no, half the girls in AMERICA.)

she's dating joe jonas. the man of my dreams. that lucky bitch.

THEN i saw a picture of Camilla and Rob CARESSING. yes, that's right, CARESSING. i'll try to put the picture in this blog, but i'm not gonna lie... i don't know how. i'm pretty much mentally handicap when it comes to technology or anything related to it.

so back to the subject, she's dating Joseph, but she's CARESSING Robert. hmm does Joe know about this? i'm sure he's not the only one she's been CARESSING, if you catch my drift.

why do i keep putting the word caressing in capitals?

like, come on, you can have Joe or you can have Rob. 

BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM BOTH, greedy little bitch. sorry Camilla, it's nothing personal. it's merely business.

but whatever. no big deal.

ohh beeteedubs, i'm going on vacation for the next week, so no blogs until i get back.

sorry ( :

but i'm not really that sorry cause i'm sick and tired of looking at snow. it's ugly and smells weird. i'd rather be in the bahamas. OH WAIT, i will be ( : haha

lovelovelove

Mrs. Jonas. shh, it's still a secret.

H3LLO.

see what i did there? i used the number 3 to replace the E. you've got a genius on your hands, kids. watch out, world. now that i'm looking back at it, it looks stupid. oh well. it looked snazzy before...

so today i asked myself some of the questions that haunt me,

1) are zebras white with black stripes, or black with white stripes?

2) if simon cowell is so rich, why does he only have one outfit?

3) who let the dogs out?

you know, all that jazz.

all wonderful questions. but the one that ticked my cranium the most was; why the heck do my teachers give me projects to do over Spring Break? well, lets explore further into detail, shall we?

i have like, 4 projects that i need to do before i leave. i'm going on a cruise so i won't be here to do them, giving me only 2 days for them to be completed. i tried to negotiate with my lovely teachers about why it absolute bull shit to give us work on the break.

i really believe that they are robots who spend all their time force feeding chicken to little children that they hide in the trunk of their car. chill, it's just a theory.

so anyways, point is, i really shouldn't be on the computer at la momento. i should be doing my projects so that i don't fail at life. which i most likely will either way.

so what did we learn today?

that school is not cool. just cause it rhymes, doesn't make it true, yo.

anywho, i'mma bounce now. 

hunyyy bunches of oatttttss ( :

love, 

the girl who is about to throw a chair at the window out of frustration and anger.

tick tick boom.

hey friends.

i just got back from school. well, that's a lie. i've actually been home for about an hour. excuse me for not spending every waking moment on the computer. that's another lie. i do spend all my time on the computer. 

but enough about me, how was your day? good, i'm hoping. 

so i discovered something rather interesting today. did you know that putting snow in a microwave will not melt it. I KNOW. i was like, "wtf? you're retarded." but it's true. i even know why. that's how clever and witty i am. it's because the heat goes in between the ice crystals and not through them. if you wanna melt snow, you need to put it on the stove. microwavez don't work dat way, boyz.  

snap, i just learned how to put colored text! yay me!

so there you have it. science and technology 101. your lesson of the day: how to melt snow.

seems pretty lame, but in reality, it effing awesome and you're most likely not cool (no pun intended) enough to handle it. snow is super chill. get it? super CHILL. because it's cold. hahaha i crack myself up sometimes.

ciao for now my fellow bloggers. have a super sunny day ( :

lovelovelove

the coolest person to ever grace this earth.

numero quatro

very short post. i just wanted to let you all know that i'm watching the oscars. not that you care, but whatever.

i'm more of a grammy's kind of girl, but the oscars are okay, i suppose.

i've also had an extreme revelation, i realized that i have way too many clothes that one teenage girl should ever have. i was packing for vacation, and as soon as i opened my drawers, BAM, everything came crashing down on me like a freaking avalanche of clothes, yet, in the morning i can never find anything to wear. hmmm. i gotta get an organizer. i cannot live this way any further.

i also found a t shirt that i've had since fourth grade and you know what? IT STILL FITS.

i don't now if i should happy, or proud, or disturbed that i haven't grown since grade four.

but yeah. this is my third post in one day, so needless to say, i need a life. desperately. so if you have one lying around that you're not using, could i borrow it? lame joke, i know.

well, i still have a shit load of homework  that needs to get done before 8:00 tomorrow morning. so hasta la vista kiddos. ( :

i just realized this isn't as short as i thought it would be. i'm sorry. 

i'll most likely be blogging again tomorrow, so keep checking back if you're like me, and have nothing to do.

peace and lovelovelove

M to the A to the R ... ect.

chomp.

oh em gee. two posts in the span of about 2 hours. i need more friends.

it's currently snowing here. i'm staring out the window and watching the snow fall to the ground as it covers my barely noticeable lawn. how amusing. 

OH MY GOD i just saw a mosquito! what the crap? mosquitos in february? he must be lost or something. maybe his friends kicked him out of their group and now he's looking for them. aw, poor little guy.

i'm really hungry.

*awkward pause of silence*

i would like to take this opportunity to inform all of you super cool kids that i am in fact Creepin'.

"huh? did she just say she's creepin'?"

yes friends. that is correct. i am definitely creepin. props to all my JS girls. just wanted to throw that into this blog because i felt it was a necessity of life. yes. of life.

i have mentioned this before, but i will say it again. my stupid school cafeteria has got me going bankrupt. 85 cents for an effing cookie smaller than the palm of my hand? uhm, no thank you. i think i'll pass on that invitation to an early diabetes and save my money for college.

speaking of college. school tomorrow. ewwy. my stupid science teacher has got me doing a project over march break. but my life is never easy, know why? know why? because i'm not gonna be here on march break. i'm going on vacation. so burrnnnnn to my science teacher. i'm just not gonna do it and tell her i "forgot". or i'll just ignore her for the rest of the term. haha. like if she talks to me, i'll turn and run away. it'll be super chill times. although i can't do that because she pretty much owns my soul. she can give me a failing grade, which i cannot afford to get.

beeteedubs, did you see the Jonas Brothers live chat yesterday? holy effers it was epic.

"Tweetter? Twatter? whatever that new thing is called." hahaha oh joseph you make me LOL.

so like i said, i ramble a lot. duh. word to yo motha.

lovelovelove

Me. do i really need to state my name anymore?

Sock dilemma.

yo yo yo. (i'm not cool enough to say that, am i?)

anyway, this is my official first blog even though it's really the second one. yes, i am aware of that. yay to all you cool people out there who read it. you are officially on my good list. to those of you who don't, you are very sad individuals and you will be in my prayers. haha. kidding. sorta.

so, it's only 9:30 a.m. and i've already encountered a problem. i woke up this morning and my feet were freezing. like, hypothermia. so i went to put some socks on. one problem. i had no clean ones left. shit.

so children, what does Marina do in this situation?

a) throw a pair in the washing machine and wait.

b) go sockless and let her little toes freeze to death.

c) steal a pair from her brother.

well, if you guessed C, you would be correct. so, at la current momento i have two over sized man socks on my feet. i'm very certain you do not care. but i thought i'd share it anyways. it seemed interesting at the time. and the fact that i find that interesting makes me lame. 

OH. something else that happened, last night i was in the car with my padre (that's dad for all you non spanish speakers) and normally he likes to control the radio. which i'm fine with. but up to a certain point. like, when he starts playing Gospel music and like, stoner tunes, that's where i have to put my foot down and draw the line. sorry daddio, but i'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard than that "music" the term music is used loosely. so, i changed the radio station, obviously. so you know what he did? he turned the radio off COMPLETELY. which of course made it even more awkward.

now, normally i like awkward situations because my weird sense of humor finds them funny. but not this one. 

so kiddies, what i'm trying to say is, never go against the family.

(Oh, quoting the Godfather, are we? hm... interesting)

so yeah. you may now go on with your regular lives. Good day to you all ( :

lovelovelove

M-dawg. trying out a new nickname.

hola beautiful people( :

hello fellow bloggers.

as you may or may not have noticed, my name is Marina. yes, like the docks by the sea. my parents wanted to call me something that was unique and uncommon. mission accomplished.

i guess here i'll be blogging about my life and all the craziness in it. (joking. i have zero craziness in my life because that would require me actually leaving my house. my life consists of me, sitting in my room with all the lights turned off and blogging, cause i'm weird like that)

so yeah, since you've come to visit my very lame blog, you get a cookie. kudos, you're a cool kid.

i feel obligated to warn you in advance that i am absolutely obsessed with 3 boys from jersey whose names are Nicholas, Joseph and Kevin. yes, i'm just like every other girl in the world and i'm not afraid to admit that i love the Jonas Brothers with every little inch of my heart.

Taylor Swift has hero status in my books. no questions asked. she's amazing ( :

i'll try to keep this as interesting as possible so that i don't bore you, but i cannot promise anything. i'm a very boring person as you will soon find out.

i'm canadian, eh. well, to be fair, i don't actually have an accent. at least, not a noticeable one. it's funny because some days i'll wake up and just start randomly speaking with a british accent, or a southern accent. once i even had a minnesotan accent. which is weird because i live nowhere near there. 

anyways, i'm starting to babble. i usually keep rambling until someone stops me. but since there's no one to stop me, we may have a slight problem.

so, this doesn't really count as my "first blog" cause it's really just introduction. because i'm such a fascinating person. cough *NOT* cough.

anywho, i will now depart because i'm going out to dinner and i still need to shower. so, adios amigos. until next blog which should be very very soon, this is good bye. just for now though ; )

lovelovelove 

Marina.